The Breshikan Ministry of Sciences was founded in the fall of 2015 to help bring Breshik into the modern age and answer the mysteries of the universe.

The Enderians have been long misunderstood for their eratic ways and unintelligible political moves. Furthermore tgere has been one question on the lips of civilized folk everywhere, namedly, “Why are Enderians such giant faggots?”. The Breshikan Ministry of Sciences was commissioned to find an answer to this question in early 2015 only to come up with a suprising answer. It was scientifically impossible to understand the level of faggothood perpetrated by the Enderians. Chief Scientist Telendil had this to say: “We are absolutely stumped, theese people love cock so much it defies all logic”. The investigation is ongoing.

All resources have bounced en diverted to solving the Enderian question.