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National Church of Condeura

Holy Church of the Newfriend
Official Languages English
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Demonyn Newfreindestant
Leader Darynu
Establishment 2013/04/02
followers 7?
ASC/N NFC

Newfrinestantism is one of the most abhorent religions in the realm, banned in over 35 settlments its main stronghold is in condeura.

The NCC is a group of religions that are recognized by the Empire of Condeura. They are viewed as equal religions that do not conflict with each other, therefore a single Condeurian may worship all 7 gods at once. These religions all have similar values, with some more prevalent aspects being the revering of Pimps, the practice of the Draconic language, the eschewing of the apostrophe, and the viewing of Canadians as a lesser species, lest they submit to the mighty National Church of Condeura.

Subdivisions

Ech province of Condeura is broken up into a number of parishes, each parish has a patron saint, since pop culture and 4kanker shit dictates Nefriendology each patron saint comes from some disgusting place, exmple is “saint boxxy”.

the Pantheon of Gods in NEwfrienditism is equally as abhorrent as all the other parts of the religion.

  • Church of Bruce the Almighty – God: Morgan Freeman.

  • Mormanistic Jesus (not mormons) – God: Mormon Jesus

  • Roganism – God: Seth Rogan

  • Morshuti – God: Morshu

  • Cult of Foamy – God: Foamy the Squirrel

  • Gingrichianthy – God: Newt, the savior of Gingrich

  • Hoboism – God: Need a god? Why not Zoidberg?

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